So, these are some of the data facts about me. The stats can take a while to load, so if you are even interested, load the page and let it sit for a minute, as it thoughtfully only hits tumblr’s servers every 5 seconds to reduce server load. If you want to collate your own data, be aware that it gathers information in chunks of 50 posts. For me, that’s not a problem; some of the mega-bloggers may want to run it overnight.
To be sure, I’m not a mega-blogger myself, with an average 1 post a day, which accounts for the slow follower growth, but I do like to make sure that what I post is high-quality, well-tagged and actually really turns me on. If I’ve ever reblogged any of your stuff, you can be sure that I was scrolling, scrolling, scrolling and that post brought me to a dead stop, and that my dick sat up and paid attention, too. That’s what gets my reblog, not an industrialised process of churning out of pictures I’m not even paying attention to (how can people forget they reblogged the same picture a day before?! I see it so much looking through archives). So once again a really huge thank you to all of my followers, creeping ever onward towards 500. I often think maybe I should get a little more post-happy about the whole tumblr scene, but when I see a dozen or so hits in a day or so from one post as it strikes a chord and starts bouncing around the site, I think not. I actually really appreciate every like and love every reblog. So, if you’ve wasted enough time listening to this Tuesday-night rant, why not waste a minute more to reblog one of my pictures and make my Wednesday that much better. See you all at the 500 followers party!
Masters of Porn series. Overlaid found images, all of them 1920x1080 desktop size. Hope you like! Also, let me know if you think anyone else should be added to the list.
Close-up of Ted Colunga’s distinctive, delicious and massive knob.